A few years back me and my buddy started making observations of the commercials we saw during the Superbowl. Here's what we noticed during this year's marketing blitz...
THING I LEARNED DURING THE SUPERBOWL
-Marsha Brady becomes Machete when she's hungry (Machete likes Snickers)
-Apparently skittles are a big deal to arm wrestlers
-Arnold can't be the governor anymore, so he wants to be a Terminator again.
-Coke can stop cyber-bullying
-Fast and Furious + Jason Statham. That is all.
-Dove products has taken the bait and switch to a new level.
-Nissan, bringing fathers and suns together since...???
-This year's commercials, right in the feels.
-Doritos can get you a girlfriend...and a stepkid.
-Love doesn't pay the rent but it can sure help out with Mickey D's dollar menu
-A little blue pill will pimp your ride.
-Heisenburg filling your perscriptions, not a good look.
-The icky shuffle still sells.
-Is it an emergency, a pizza order, or a drug call?
-Katy Perry halftime=WIN! Welcome back Missy Elliot!
-Liam Neeson will go Qui-Gon Jinn on your ass in Clash of Clans
-Pierce Brosnan is pretty much done with action movies
-Whether it's a football or a teddy bear, Tom Brady throws a perfect spiral.
-The Slap...really?
-Farve & Carve. LMAO!
-And last but not least, the moral of the story: When it's 2nd & goal and you know Marshaun Lynch has eaten his skittles, you give him the damn ball.
See you with a new list next year!
THING I LEARNED DURING THE SUPERBOWL
-Marsha Brady becomes Machete when she's hungry (Machete likes Snickers)
-Apparently skittles are a big deal to arm wrestlers
-Arnold can't be the governor anymore, so he wants to be a Terminator again.
-Coke can stop cyber-bullying
-Fast and Furious + Jason Statham. That is all.
-Dove products has taken the bait and switch to a new level.
-Nissan, bringing fathers and suns together since...???
-This year's commercials, right in the feels.
-Doritos can get you a girlfriend...and a stepkid.
-Love doesn't pay the rent but it can sure help out with Mickey D's dollar menu
-A little blue pill will pimp your ride.
-Heisenburg filling your perscriptions, not a good look.
-The icky shuffle still sells.
-Is it an emergency, a pizza order, or a drug call?
-Katy Perry halftime=WIN! Welcome back Missy Elliot!
-Liam Neeson will go Qui-Gon Jinn on your ass in Clash of Clans
-Pierce Brosnan is pretty much done with action movies
-Whether it's a football or a teddy bear, Tom Brady throws a perfect spiral.
-The Slap...really?
-Farve & Carve. LMAO!
-And last but not least, the moral of the story: When it's 2nd & goal and you know Marshaun Lynch has eaten his skittles, you give him the damn ball.
See you with a new list next year!
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