Just a few hilarious things I observed that compile a list of --
Things I learned during the Superbowl
-M & Ms ain’t SIMPS
-Goats will eat Doritos for days on end, but the minute you
run out , THEY WILL FLIP SHIT!
-Pepsi Next will get you out of trouble with your parents
-Amy Poehler asks a lot of (freaky) questions
-Oreo cookies can start a riot
-Not another Fast and Furious?!
-That new Toyota family car grants wishes
-LaMichael? Really?
-Doritos will make the manliest man into a cross-dresser LOL
-Superbowl can be won with voodoo
-The Rock: Fuck the world, where’s the milk!
-Ratchetness. That
second quarter fight between the Ravens and Niners. Showing Bad Girls club and
Real housewives how it’s done. :D
-Jamaican accent makes work a little more bearable. “Don’t
worry brudda, de sticky bun come soon.”
-Arabs, Cowboys, Showgirls and Post-Apocalyptic badasses,
all love coke.
-Old folks go pretty hard when Taco Bell is involved
-Apparently sketchers help you walk down cheetahs and save
gazelles
-Jacoby Jones came home to break ankles!
-The Madden Skunk rule should be instituted for games like
this…
-Army commercial: “Half
the battle is knowing this is half the battle”…What ever happened to “KNOWING
is have the battle?”
-Apples are gonna make damn sure you drink their drink (Redd’s
Apple Ale)
-The 49ers gave up the LONGEST kick return in history.
-A lot of Niners fans are throwing furniture, flipping
tables and burning their jerseys right now.
-Iron Man 3. Fuck yeah
-If you’re a Ravens’ fan, can’t nobody tell you shit Monday
-Niners fans will show up at work looking like somebody shot
their puppy.
-You may be able to fight a shark MMA style, but Axe
products will make the other guy into an astronaut…chicks dig Astrounauts.
-Gangnam Style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any
weapon. When properly used it can crack Pistachios
-Fuck yo’ panties, I need this dryer…Can I have your number
-According to Budweiser the bond between a man and his horse
is unbreakable
-If your team is losing, find a way to cause a power outage. It should swing the momentum in your favor.
Or not.
-I’m pretty sure someone will investigate whether the power outage
was intended (Conspiracy anyone?)
-Deon Sanders cannot let go…
-God made farmers? Seriously?
-For fuck’s sake stop lying to your kids about where babies
come from.
-In 1988 Willem Dafoe play jesus, in 2013 he’s the devil
-When you’re not pulling for a team, you can enjoy the game
more
-This was the most exciting game I’ve seen in a long time
-Confetti Angels.
-It’s good to see Ray Lewis go out a champion
-And finally when you come from behind, narrow the point
margin, and realize it’s your game to lose..don’t fucking lose.
